The Mothership is landing, y’all! And this time it’s pumping out the badbutt Minimoog bass lines to a LED light show that will Blow. Your. Mind.

Give it up for The Parent Bloggers Network and Sylvania PalPODzzz Portable Nightlight!

What’s that? You don’t NEED a nightlight?

Naw, naw, naw…now listen to me.

You may think you don’t need a nightlight, but this ain’t no ordinary nightlight.

Don’t believe me? Well then c’mon y’all! Let’s listen to what Mr. Funkadelic has to say about being a little kid and going to sleep at night.

What’s that Mr. Funkadelic?

You having trouble sleeping and you can’t find a beat?

What else you say?

You don’t just need a nightlight to scare away the bad vibes, you need a flashlight?

Well, ha da da dee da hada hada da da!

You outta be a toddler in our house, Mr. F, because we got it GOING ON with our glowin’, shinin’, ladybug nightlight/flashlight combo. And it will help you find the funk, let me tell you, it will find you all the funk you NEED!

Ho!

Shake your rump and shake your funk!

And if the power goes off, Mr. Funkadelic, don’t you never mind about that AT ALL because your mommy can hook you up to a beat that will not stop.

Even if The Mothership crash lands and takes out the 110 kV lines up and down the East Coast, your PalPODzzz™ Ladybug or Rocketship nightlight will turn into a flashlight auto-happeningly so that you can find the funk (and the bathroom in the middle of the night) IMMEDIATELY!

Good gawd!

All I'd ask, all I'd ASK, Sylvania, would be that you get on the goodfoot and funk me up solar style.

Whatever The Mothership runs on, man, whatever solar magic is going on up there, if you could get my nightlights and flashlights to un-plug completely and still keep shining, that would do me solid. Although 1W power consumption? Dang. I'm not going to complain too loudly.

My back-up dancers were diggin' it all night long.


P.S. My little dude was diggin' the Ladybug version of the nightlight. However, even the older sisters (7 years old and 10 years old) were buggin' over the buggy nightlight/flashlight . And if they don't miss any beats between now and April, they just might find their own PalPODzzz in their Easter baskets. Da groovy!